So after I change Thing Two's diaper, I put his shorts back on. I walk back into the kitchen ( Read more... )

Connor, two years old, tries to carry around six or seven toy cars at once and wails in displeasure whenever one falls. As he is a small toddler, it is rather difficult to hold seven toy cars at the same time. His arms are full and he walks around the den like a king--except when one falls to the ground and he is back to wailing like the two-year- ( Read more... )

You know what would be an awesome grammar lesson for kids? Get a bunch of lolcats and analyze the grammar and spelling, and then correct it and talk about what was changed and the syntax therein.

Now I want a group of kids, a group of lolcats and a very cool pointer thingy. The pointer is essential.

I love my Cinderella dress. I got it in Disney World. My grandma gave it to me.

I love wearing shorts. I love skirts. And I love Princess Aurora's dress. And I love more skirts.

I don't belong to Mommy and Daddy. I belong to me.

I like socks.

My favorite story is Cinderella and Belle and Snow White.

Join us for a landmark event in Lifetime Original Movie history. We bring you the horrifying story of Elizabeth Anne, the three-year-old who was sent to the dark depths of the childland: the torturous island of Time-Out ( Read more... )